Honey's Birthday Party Story!

Well, Honey's a one year old, that's for sure! And did she have a wonderful party!

{old Honey photos from a month or so back}

 Honey's birthday party story:

{Honey's store-bought marvel cake}

 Honey sat in her bed sleeping soundly. Just then there was a knock at the door and our aunt, the one who had never seen Honey, came in. David jumped on Honey and sat on her. Then Aunt Gery sat down and beckoned to David to let Honey go. Honey ran to her and jumped on her. This went on for about ten more minutes.

Then Daddy came down from his bedroom and Honey's attention was attracted to Daddy.

For a while Honey sat next to Aunt Gery while she had some sandwiches. Then we had the cake. Then Honey was snoring and Aunt Gery and Daddy were watching football. After a while Mommy went to get pizza, and after a few slices of pizza, Aunt Gery went home.

 I had given Honey a giant rope toy for her birthday present.

 But being a chewer, Honey at once chewed up the rope and got the ball off it.

Well, that's just how pups are! Thanks for reading!

Happy Birthday to Honey!!!!!!!!

Happy first birthday Honey! Her birthday is the 23rd, and her party is tomorrow. Big girl Flabby Labby!

I remember when we were taking Honey home last March. Here's that story when she was seven weeks old.............................................

We stepped into the smelly kennel. The man who painted our house, who breeds Labrador Retrievers and English bulldogs, had  already let the three female yellow Labs loose in the small kennel. There was a sweet little one, who was shaking a lot. The next one was bigger, sweet and calm.
David was holding the third pup. All of a sudden she bit his hand. David could see that she wanted to get down. Then when she was down, she jumped on my mom and scared her. Of course, David decided to get this one.
We had already planned to name the dog Honey--it was the perfect name.
 In the back of the car, with Diana and David, Honey was trying to get comfortable. Walking across our laps about ten million times, she finally settled down in Diana's lap and slept there, once in  a while opening one eye.

 Puppy dogs are naughty! I advise never to get a dog!!

 

More Random Dogs Named HONEY!

Honey is a Flabby Labby!

Honey wants to go to a birthday party for a dog. She thinks "it's not fair!"(quote Luke Skywalker) that people get birthday parties when all their dogs get is a rawhide bone and some treats. She thinks that dogs should have fun too, just as well as humans!

I got my brother, David, a yellow lab refrigerator magnet. It looked exactly like Honey, and it's a girl, too! Also, I picked out a 'just YELLOW LABS' calendar for our kitchen. It looks a lot like Honey!

Now, I'll tell you about Honey's cousin, the vacuum cleaner dog. My aunt has about five dogs, and one of them is named Pooh........................................................

My aunt usually has a fourth-of-July party. On one of these occasions, Pooh was sniffing around the tables, looking for a treat. At one table, the dog's nose went up, and, apparently, his body went up too, and soon a yummy blueberry pie went in a naughty dog's stomach...

Pooh often gets hungry, and he likes to open the pantry and  eat things. (He is a naughty dog!)

Honey says 'goodbye!' to y'all!

Randomness of Honey The DOG!!!

Questions from Honey..................................

Q: Honey doesn't  like cayenne pepper. If so, why does Honey like wasabi peas?

A: I don't really know. But Honey told me, "I just have different tastes. I don't want not very spicy spice. I like wasabi peas and nobody can stop me from eating wasabi-flavored things!"

Yes, that's what pup said.

 Randomness...............................................

CAN YOU BELIEVE.......................

Honey was once a seventeen lb. pup and now she's 70 pounds! How did Honey do this in ten months? I'll leave you to figure that out.

"There might be good dogs in the world, but, fortunately, I am not one of them." -Honey

Honey's A Pink Pup!

 Honey Bites

Practically Perfect Honey 

Princess Honey

My sister edited the first and last pic on Picnik.com. Sometimes Honey's a princess, sometimes she's Honey Bites, and sometimes Practically Perfect Honey. But most of the time she's Honey Bites or Honey Growls.

"A Pink Pup" story.......................................................................................................................

My sister, Diana, darted in from the barn. But, apparently, she was not the only one to dart at something. When Honey saw Diana's light pink coat, she darted to it and started to bite it. Eventually Diana got it away.

Q: Why did Honey bite the pink coat so much?
A: Honey feels like she doesn't get enough pink, which she loves.The fact is, David didn't want to be seen in public walking a  dog with a pink collar and leash, because she's his dog. Also, almost all of her toys are blue and other colors.


Honey's a Pink Pup! She needs and wants PINK! P-I-N-K! Pink! Honey needs PINK!

(Almost) Merry Christmas from Honey!

Honey says, "Merry Christmas!" to all of you. This morning she had the best time shredding and eating a dead squirrel (Yes, she did eat it! Ewwww!). Here's a story about Honey's first swim at Silver Lake, Pennsylvania.


David, my brother and Honey's master, led the pup on the edge of a plastic dock, belonging to one of my mom's friends. (We spent five hours baking cookies at her house yesterday!)Not knowing what the water was or felt like, Honey jumped in. A minute later there was a whimpering, shivering and wet little then four month old pup called Honey. 
We finally got her to go in by letting her go up a large rock next to the dock.  She soon loved water.
Honey is right now trying to enjoy (and destroy) a large rolled-up rawhide bone. (She loves to enjoy and destroy these.)  


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As a child, my dad  had a boxer, and her name was Cleo. When ever my dad went out to skate, Cleo went and walked on the ice. She would get tired, and  sit down. Then she would get up and yell. She didn't like it when the cold ice touched her warm stomach! 

Honey is a DOG!!!

Honey is a Labrador Retriever, a cute and adorable yellow Lab.

(She just bit my foot!) She gets into naughtiness whenever it is around, and likes to bite pink things (like  pink fuzzy fabric), shred boxes, ruin shoes, and do all the other things eleven-month-old dogs usually do. (Labradors are extremely annoying! I don't recommend this breed, if you're looking for a dog. Get a boxer. Honey says she only wants a boxer if she/he wears light pink or dark green boxing gloves!! Ha ha.) 
My brother and sister wanted to make a blog for Puppy girl, but when I asked them, they wouldn't answer! Or else they just went on talking or said no!(A lot of teenagers and preteens are extremely annoying like that. Just like Labradoris*!)
Anyway, HONEY SAYS HI!
*A pet name for Honey.